[CNN Wannabe] Breaking news from Becky’s Chicken Coop on Peters Mountain: One dead and one missing in late night or early morning incident near Lindside, WV. The body of a young red female was found decapitated near the center of her dwelling and an older white female has been reported missing. The body was discovered when Becky checked for eggs yesterday morning. The body has been removed and the other residents had to be persuaded to re-enter the dwelling at twilight yesterday. Other than the dismembered body, no stray feathers were found so the white bird may have gone willingly or at least without a struggle. A raccoon or possum is suspected. Stay tuned for updates.