by Becky Crabtree | Aug 15, 2015 | Farm Living
CNN [Chicken News Network] Lindside, WV — 4:00PM: This just in, the report on the body of the dead hen has been finalized and it is a weird one. The bird was seated in the floor under the roost and had poop on her head (pointing to the possibility that she died...
by Becky Crabtree | Aug 15, 2015 | Farm Living
CNN [Chicken News Network] Lindside, WV — 8 AM:Body of adult buff female found dead inside locked dwelling. TimCNN [Chicken News Network] Lindside, WV — 8 AM:Body of adult buff female found dead inside locked dwelling. Time or day of death has not been...
by Becky Crabtree | Aug 15, 2015 | Farm Living
No CNN [Chicken News Network] Update tonight. Unlike the actual CNN, when we have no news we shut up. Photo of missing bird follows, just in case.
by Becky Crabtree | Aug 15, 2015 | Farm Living
[CNN Wannabe] Lindside, WV, Day 2 Update: Horrifying murder of Plucky Pullet still unsolved. Leads have dried up; not one new peep from nearby residents. DNA evidence went to the grave with Plucky upon shoveling of henhouse floor but today searchers noted that the...
by Becky Crabtree | Aug 15, 2015 | Farm Living
[CNN Wannabe] Dead Chicken ID Released and Missing Chicken Search Continues: Day 1 Update: According to sources close to the scene, the young red hen who died mysteriously late Tuesday was from Ballard, WV and was known to friends as Plucky Pullet. She had just moved...
by Becky Crabtree | Aug 15, 2015 | Farm Living
[CNN Wannabe] Breaking news from Becky’s Chicken Coop on Peters Mountain: One dead and one missing in late night or early morning incident near Lindside, WV. The body of a young red female was found decapitated near the center of her dwelling and an older white...